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hollandrodenisperfect:

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juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street
take your geese back, canada

#i think that every night#geese just stand outside the windows of the canadian people#and absorb all their anger#this is why canadians are so nice#and geese are the most evil things to walk the planets

I was eating ice cream and a baby goose walked the fuck up like it was the shit and bit my fucking leg so naturally I screamed and it’s family comes up and practically mugs me. I had to go to the fucking hospital

fakeyourgodtier:

hollandrodenisperfect:

gallifrey-feels:

juicyjacqulyn:

tastefullyoffensive:

[thegentlemansarmchair]

as a Canadian, I can say with 100% honesty that this is accurate

the fuckers have literally chased me down a fucking street

take your geese back, canada

I was eating ice cream and a baby goose walked the fuck up like it was the shit and bit my fucking leg so naturally I screamed and it’s family comes up and practically mugs me. I had to go to the fucking hospital

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dutchster:

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jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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enough
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

are you kidding me things like are a very welcome relief to an otherwise boring shift of doing repetitive work

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juststrokemyglabella:

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iraffiruse:

Listen here, you little shit…

Saturn was NOT a single lady.

"I’ll tell him not to go to a play. Ever."

you should not hit dogs

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daily-youtube-videos:

Cute girl does the “cup song” topless Follow for the best videos on tumblr!

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lonelygiraffe17:

Trusting people is becoming hard

Keeping my grades up is becoming hard

Feeling pretty is becoming hard

Thinking happy thoughts is becoming hard

Doing work is becoming hard

Maintaining a friendship is becoming hard

Doing everything is becoming hard and I don’t like it

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cosmicmarsupial:

So being in college it seemed like a perfectly rational thing to build a fully-functioning Wii into a toaster. Say hello to the <i>Nintentoast.</i>

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captureandmodifyme:

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You can just imagine what’s going through those dogs’ heads.

IT’S BACK AND IM DYING OF LAUGHTER ONCE AGAIN

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moritartyparty:

foreverwholocked:

messmachine:

LET’S PLAY MURDER!

yOU CAN SEE THE RESEMBLANCE

because he also did the motion capture

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